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poehlerization:

wise words from a character who was once sued by the san diego zoo

Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants, is because you’re not good at interacting with people. But, guess what?!

milkandsocks:

My bedroom needs fixing too

milkandsocks:

My bedroom needs fixing too

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

neymar-xoxo:

soccergifss:

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS GIF

OMG

neymar-xoxo:

soccergifss:

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS GIF

OMG

Harry Potter's Character Development
  • Books 1-3:

    Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.

  • Books 4-7:

    Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.