wise words from a character who was once sued by the san diego zoo
Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants, is because you’re not good at interacting with people. But, guess what?!
My bedroom needs fixing too
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.